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Practice Demotivational Poster


THE NAVY PRACTICE AT HOME -


TAGS: practice makes perfect
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - October 15, 2015, 1:57 pm
Any damn fool can land on a runway that doesn't move...chuckles.
Crashedmonkey - March 31, 2010, 8:15 am
@Bob, you like our digis? i hate these things, i knida want my old utilities back
Bob D. Sailor - March 30, 2010, 10:08 pm
Everything is true except sewing the back pockets on the front. Plus we got some sweet new digi's to ass around in.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:28 pm
Nice one Airman, 5 for those poor bastards. LOL
GySgt1811 - March 30, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thank Gawd! It ain't changed a bit since 1962! How I miss it. However, I hear they don't light the smoking lamp anymore.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:40 pm
nothing tops a hog!
Airman - March 30, 2010, 3:15 pm
ah, but we get better tee times.. and warthogs.. nuff said
Budog - March 30, 2010, 2:15 pm
Well "Airman" all the good pilots are in the U.S. Navy, that is why the are called "Naval Aviators". Any caveman can land a fighter plane on the ground. But hey, we need the Air Force, someone needs to stand around with their hands in their pockets...
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:45 pm
Discipline. 5
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 12:04 pm
I love it 5L!!!!
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 11:16 am
Spoken like a true Airman. 5 squids


Tony Romo Returns to Practice -




PRACTICE -


TAGS: ak guitar demotivation practice
Rating: 3.58/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 12:07 pm
Ak was the epitome of a quality over quantity Motifaker.
The Goat - September 29, 2009, 3:00 am
Agreed - which is why I gave it 5 lions. My piano teacher was in the same position alas...of course that was 30 years ago so it would be worse if she's still alive and well!
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 5:32 pm
the most demotivating one i have seen
iamjet - September 18, 2009, 3:41 pm
G chords don't aggravate my arthritis. Now a barre chord, that shit hurts.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 4:02 am
See now I've gone and demotivated myself.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 3:43 am
I wish it won't happen to me... But I know it will one day.
Arrogant Knight - April 19, 2009, 2:59 pm
No prizes for guessing what inspired this one. :)


PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Even Lorena Bobbitt Knew That


TAGS: practice wenies funny cut
Rating: 2.38/5

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canadian - March 9, 2009, 5:25 pm
hey now the one on the right is canadian.. acoording to south park of course
Dustin Marthington - September 19, 2008, 12:47 pm
the torture one w/ the eggs was better.


SHEEP SHAGGING -




TARGET PRACTICE AT SEA -


TAGS: 50cal target practice tomato
Rating: 4.92/5

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WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 6:18 pm
well played. 5l
mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:25 am
LOL


DETERMINATION -




BAYONET PRACTICE - IN-TWIST-OUT will now be replaced with IN-GRIND-SQUELCH-SPRAY-OUT


TAGS: bayonet practice rifle chainsaw
Rating: 2.07/5

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mrbombastic - October 7, 2009, 11:01 am
All the badassness of Gears of War, now in the palm of your hand. I can die happy now.
some guy - October 7, 2009, 10:07 am
someone is a big fan of Gears of War...


Tom Brady -




WALK ON WATER - Practice makes perfect




MALPRACTICE -


TAGS: malpractice
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 2:04 am
@Marvin LMAO your caption is better
Marvin Wankerstein - January 24, 2010, 10:06 am
Well damn Fred, preparation D doesn't work. Let's try E.


PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - BECAUSE IT'S GOOD TO BE PREPARED FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE


TAGS: practice makes perfect zombie apocalypse
Rating: 3.54/5

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MashiMashi - April 26, 2012, 6:01 am
Philipinos use machetes......uh-huh


MORNING COUGAR -


TAGS: lacrosse practice
Rating: 3.34/5

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Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:41 pm
Gotta be 40 and up. And to be prey you have to live with your folks and still have a library card from your old (or current) high school.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 10:09 am
Meeting a 30 yr old dressed like a cat at a halloween party doesn't make it a cougar score. A tall tale, at best. A true cougar at 30? Not possible. But, he's 19. If she's lost her baby teeth and has her own place, he'd probably consider her a cougar.
Haarakkon - September 16, 2009, 8:23 am
Which begs the question, just what is the socially accepted cut-off age of "couqarhood"? 30 seems a bit young.
Justice_falls - September 16, 2009, 3:55 am
That's not true. I got picked up at a club by a 30 yr old cougar (I'm 19) and she even paid for my taxi home.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:45 pm
I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side, soooo can I barrow a skirt to thumb to practice then?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 10:27 pm
You go girlfriend! And thanks for the comment.
Ronski - September 9, 2009, 10:21 pm
Just starting to unleash my inner cougar - this is my all time favourite.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
Thanks guys. But I've made my peace with what I call the "whore of popularity" ... she's agreed to accept Canadian Tire money at 10 cents on the dollar. Wuhh whooo!
RON - April 26, 2009, 3:20 pm
One just has to do a Search of Sean,s name and see how great his Motifakes are. The volume of genius is staggering. We all know of his talent and how he sets the standard for these Motifakes. Unappreciated...no...appreciated!
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:07 pm
Nice! Yet another one destined for the ranks of the unappreciated.


THE BALANCE OF LIFE -


TAGS: balance of life kill bill practice i can do
Rating: 3.19/5

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FatherTyme - May 3, 2011, 10:05 am
Whoa, kinda perching close to NSFW, aren't we?
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 1:35 pm
We needn't look so hard for it when mooooo is around.
RON - July 25, 2009, 1:27 pm
thx Mr. MotiFake...didn,t think of sneaking thru...just posting like others...lol you must have that microscope out again...lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 1:22 pm
I'm surprised you didn't see it Bone. I figured you for a "check out the crotch first" kinda guy.
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 11:08 am
?
motifake - July 25, 2009, 9:25 am

Dont think you snuck this one thru ron ;-) I made an exception


TIGER - Even as a child his potential talent was realised.




PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT -




CATS - They're great for pitching practice




HAIRCUT MALPRACTICE: - because some people deserve legal remedies....


TAGS: haircut malpractice
Rating: 1.3/5

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MustyK - December 10, 2008, 10:32 pm
I think he does his hair the Wet Finger and Wall Socket way.
Fatty - December 10, 2008, 5:32 pm
Phil Spector is one crazy fuck! He'd be a mad scientist if he wasn't a mad producer...


teamwork -




LABORATORY ANIMALS -




HELIUM - Not exactly the Rapture but a decent trial run.




PRACTICE - The More You Practice The Luckier You Get


TAGS: practice luck
Rating: 3.67/5

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cheesefrog - July 9, 2012, 7:14 pm
ow


THE INTERNET - It's a scary place, if you're unprepared. One recommended method is to go to your local middle school chess club and hand out crystal meth. Remember to practice 3 times a week.




SOLDIER! - I said keep your eyes on your TARGET! YOUR TARGET! I gave you a direct...aw, screw it.




PRACTICE - We All Need It Some Times!


TAGS: practice halo halo3 practice makes perfect
Rating: 2.4/5

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LX - March 5, 2009, 1:39 am
Added effect maybe?
Anonymous - January 21, 2009, 7:00 pm
Dude, a sniper rifle at THAT range?


Afraid of heights -


TAGS: women orders practice quit men pedestals
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 12, 2016, 3:48 pm
Selfie...what are they called...poles?...surprisingly have many more uses than you'd think.
mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:24 am
Alas for you guys, Cern, we discovered pants! They're much more comfortable!
concern3 - February 12, 2016, 4:05 am
Also, it's easier to look up the skirt when they are on a pedestal
MissPriss - February 12, 2016, 1:38 am
t.e.e.h.e.e.
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:45 pm
s.k.i.r.t (this is getting absurd)
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:44 pm
sadly, upskirt got tougher


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